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2016 Jun 03
Fri: |
| 17:11 |
< | jonadab | | > |
She probably thought it sounded like an Evil Patch Idea. |
| 17:12 |
< | jonadab | | > |
She loves those. |
| 17:12 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
i'm awful at this game |
| 17:12 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
so much so |
| 17:12 |
< | jonadab | | > |
If you don't want to play a game with Evil Patch Ideas in it, perhaps Slex is not the best NetHack variant for you. |
| 17:12 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
that i actually for once had a good game |
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2016 Jun 25
Sat: |
| 17:49 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
hilarious!!! |
| 17:49 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
:D |
| 17:50 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
AmyBSOD\StD: You know the Evil Patch was never intended to be _implemented_, right? |
| 17:50 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
:D:D:D:D |
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2016 Jun 30
Thu: |
| 14:48 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
:) XII |
| 14:48 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
heh |
| 14:48 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
Some text has been burned into the floor here. You read: "XII". |
| 14:48 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Of course, if there's a thirteenth boulder, you're screwed. |
| 14:48 |
< | jonadab | | > |
EPI: ^ |
| 14:49 |
< | jonadab | | > |
I should show this level to hackedhead. |
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2016 Jun 30
Thu: |
| 18:26 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Too bad slex spiders don't have a ranged web attack that slows you down and sticks you to the floor. |
| 18:26 |
< | jonadab | | > |
If they did that, a room full of spiders could actually be interesting. |
| 18:26 |
< | jonadab | | > |
The Evil Patch Idea version would be to make spiders behave as in Brogue, and then give you a room full of them. |
| 18:26 |
< | jonadab | | > |
That'd be scary. |
| 18:27 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
the goosebumps have appeared |
| 18:27 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
good timing |
| 18:27 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
welllll i think i had enough for tonight ;D |
| 18:28 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Brogue spiders have a ranged web attack that sticks you to the floor _and_ makes sticky web on all the floor around you, so even if you get loose, you can't go far. Then they crawl quickly over the web to you and bite you, with their poisonous bite that weakens you for hundreds of turns. |
| 18:28 |
< | jonadab | | > |
It's terrifying. Having rooms full of those things would be evil. |
| --- Log closed Thu Jun 30 18:33:45 2016 |
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2016 Aug 09
Tue: |
| 11:54 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
i _hate_ stupidity. silliness i love but when a person is being a dumbass, its simply annoying: he had a 1 shot killing weapon and he never used it and just died for no reason, he never put _any_ torches down and its a bloody cave - that's how ppl know you were _here_ by placing stuff inside a HUUUUGE cave- this way you'll know how to exit. of course simon didnt do that coz that would be an |
| 11:54 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
actual smart thing to do |
| 11:55 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et-18q-pt3w <<< well, this is epi-2 following mars quest which was a series before this one was made |
| 11:55 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
look at the comments at least ;D i'm not the only one upset |
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2016 Sep 04
Sun: |
| 16:26 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
my flatscreen T.V doesnt work |
| 16:26 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Eh, that'd be a good thing, IMO. |
| 16:27 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Television is evil _and_ boring. |
| 16:27 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
what is this? |
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2016 Nov 28
Mon: |
| 14:20 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
Evil Patch Idea: "This game cannot be played correctly in your terminal because it is using the wrong font. Please change your terminal font to Times New Roman, then try running the game again." |
| 14:20 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
hahaha love it |
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2017 Apr 12
Wed: |
| 12:51 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
ok good |
| 12:51 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
now she !tell'd you something else |
| 12:51 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
heh an evil patch idea |
| --- Log closed Wed Apr 12 12:56:47 2017 |
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2017 Apr 14
Fri: |
| 11:36 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
she just came in and another thing ;o the races @ are colored!! ;o <@LarienTelrunya> OPTIONS=showrace |
| 11:36 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
now back to tic tac toe.... |
| 11:36 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Will Evil Patch Idea roles and races see more Evil Patch Idea traps and monsters? |
| 11:37 |
< | jonadab | | > |
showrace is a vanilla option. |
| 11:40 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
why are they red... |
| 11:40 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
o.o |
| 11:40 |
< | jonadab | | > |
"Brown" is the non-bright version of yellow. |
| 11:41 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Why are dwarves red? Because that color was available in h. |
| 11:41 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
oh god she answered your evil patch comment ^ :P |
| 11:41 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
i see hmm but red is evil |
| 11:41 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Why are hobbits green? |
| 11:41 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
hobbits green? |
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2017 Apr 15
Sat: |
| 07:29 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
will it tp me _again_? bk to the mines? |
| 07:30 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
or do i have to go all the way down there |
| 07:30 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
it'll be hours |
| 07:30 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
be=take* |
| 07:33 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Maybe you have levelportitis? Is that a thing in slex? Uncontrolled levelportitis would be evil. |
| 07:34 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
oh god maybe he zapped _that_ ^ at me |
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2017 Apr 15
Sat: |
| 07:48 |
< | jonadab | | > |
EPI: "The hill orc zaps a wand of inventory levelport. Your sword vanishes!" |
| 07:49 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
lorskel said if only i had a magic whistle i'd get all my pets to me in a jiffy |
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2017 Apr 17
Mon: |
| 08:54 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Heh. |
| 08:54 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
healing tp scrolls and any other ways were all spent from lvl1 with all those dragons |
| 08:54 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
died at lvl2 with 4k!!!! |
| 08:54 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
at least that's something ^^" |
| 08:54 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Evil Patch Idea: a room full of umber hulks, nymphs, foocubi, and master mind flayers. |
| 08:55 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
<+Lorskel> SAY THAT TO MY FACE JONADAB |
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2017 Apr 25
Tue: |
| 10:18 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
can brogue monsters do that? |
| 10:19 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
the monsters there are quite intelligent compared to nethack (+variants) |
| 10:19 |
< | jonadab | | > |
I had throwing monsters as a YASI at one point. |
| 10:19 |
< | jonadab | | > |
So you could e.g. throw crazed weasels at enemies. |
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2017 Jun 07
Wed: |
| 13:51 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
has become harder to play!!! |
| 13:51 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
i can't even go beyong dlvl3 anymore!!!!!! |
| 13:51 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Did I mention that I don't recommend playing slex because it is terrible and deliberatley implements evil patch ideas on purpose? |
| 13:51 |
< | jonadab | | > |
*deliberately |
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2017 Jun 07
Wed: |
| 14:11 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
>=( |
| 14:12 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
You miss the water weird. You miss the water weird. <<< x1000 |
| 14:12 |
< | jonadab | | > |
YASI: a monster that causes pline() messages quoting whatever was recently said in the IRC channel. |
| 14:12 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
no just no |
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2017 Jun 07
Wed: |
| 15:20 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
what a "fun" game |
| 15:20 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
:P |
| 15:21 |
< | jonadab | | > |
EPI: every time you kill a monster, there's a 1 in 19150 chance to summon a hostile boss monster to avenge it. |
| 15:22 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
( ◣_◢)╭∩╮ |
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2017 Jun 24
Sat: |
| 16:48 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
] * Elronnd changes topic to '< Elronnd> the shit is called freebsd < Elronnd> and you have to uninstall it now | https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/User:Bluescreenofdeath/Blog | <@AmyBSOD\dislex> Yet his [jonadab's] variant deliberately implements evil patch ideas that make slex look like Disneyland by comparison.' |
| 16:48 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
the two of you are obviously meant for each other |
| 16:50 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
<@AmyBSOD\dislex> I always felt like in fourk, I rarely hit and do too little damage (thanks to all relevant skills being capped at skilled) and everything always hits me and always does maximum damage. |
| 16:52 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
<@AmyBSOD\dislex> Keep in mind jonadab is one of the loudest complainers about an allegedly "lack of balance" in slex. <@AmyBSOD\dislex> Yet his variant deliberately implements evil patch ideas that make slex look like Disneyland by comparison. <@AmyBSOD\dislex> I mean, disintegration melee. Seriously. I'd bet actual money he made your intrinsic disintegration resistance not protect your |
| 16:52 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
inventory. <@AmyBSOD\dislex> Because that would be a jonadab thing to do (he did in his gehennom fun patch) <@AmyBSOD\dislex> (Which should really be renamed to gehennom evil patch.) <@AmyBSOD\dislex> Really, he's not in a position to criticize "lack of balance" in slex, because fourk and the GFP are way worse! |
| --- Log closed Sat Jun 24 16:57:20 2017 |
| 16:58 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
^ it all started with this: <@AmyBSOD\dislex> !tell GagarinX noooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! how could that have happened? :( also, why no ring of conflict? <@AmyBSOD\dislex> !tell GagarinX Oh. I read the backlog. CURSE THE WAND DESTRUCTION PATCH *CURSE IT TO HELL*. *CURSE JONADAB AND CURSE FIQ FOREVER*. They succeeded AGAIN in making a 100%-ensured-victory game end in YASD. CURSE THE WAND |
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2017 Jun 25
Sun: |
| 12:50 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
and its not fair complaining about my friends variant like that with nasty comments while hers "is perfect" |
| 12:51 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
yes she's also my friend and she's important but when a person is wrong then she's wrong.. hmmm i dont think she ever admited she was wrong about anything... especially about her game.. she always has something to say in response.. mm maybe you're right. how sad though |
| 12:52 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
and besides that, how is your variant so evil? |
| 12:52 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
what did you do in that variant that is so bad or unfair compared to hers? i dont get it |
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2017 Aug 14
Mon: |
| 13:28 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
just so you know, that sexy farting girl thing, is one of the hardest characters... you'd be surprised what a fart can do in slex |
| 13:28 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
a fart can go a long way in such a chaotic game... apparently |
| 13:31 |
< | jonadab | | > |
It probably causes confusion, stunning, blindness, and hallucination, maybe also paralysis. <-- EPI |
| 13:31 |
< | jonadab | | > |
And curses your items, especially any unicorn horns you may be carrying. |
| 13:32 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
that's _exactly_ _ALL_ it causes yes. at the same fucking time. |
| 13:32 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
in a _low_ lvl |
| 13:32 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
which is the unfair part |
| 13:33 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Naturally. If it were truly evil, it would also cause deadly illness. And maybe sliming. |
| 13:33 |
< | jonadab | | > |
EPI: ^ |
| 13:33 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
nah she only farts |
| 13:34 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Yeah, but can't the fart be slimy and carry illness? I mean, this is an evil fantasy world. |
| 13:34 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
but no it wouldnt make sense for it to cause a ... deadly illness or sliming hahah |
| 13:34 |
< | jonadab | | > |
I mean, ikt's an EPI. It can do stuff like that. |
| 13:34 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
again that would be very .. weird |
| 13:35 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Weird would be if it caused petrification also. <-- another EPI. |
| 13:35 |
< | jonadab | | > |
And slowness. And drainged your strength to 3. |
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2017 Aug 17
Thu: |
| 18:29 |
< | jonadab | | > |
What _I_ am going to do is try to iron out the remaining issues in Fourk 4.3.0.4. |
| 18:29 |
< | jonadab | | > |
So I can get serious about 4.3.0.5 soon. |
| 18:29 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
are you not? EPI + automated fucking monsters now + what next? |
| 18:29 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
oh traps right i forgot |
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2017 Aug 25
Fri: |
| 13:44 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
<@LarienTelrunya> [19:43] Well, I'm planning to add an evilvariant mode to slex one day. It will include some of those EPIs that I deem too cruel for the regular game. [19:43] <+jonadab> I am sure that will be the most popular mode. <<< does she know you were being sarcastic?... |
| 13:44 |
< | jonadab | | > |
I would hope so, but it's hard to tell with her. |
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2018 Feb 25
Sun: |
| 12:05 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
evil patch idea: what if each stairway up auto-locked until you faught off rodney. once rodney dies (1st time) the spell uplifts. (there is a msg on dlvl 2 with him mocking you) |
| --- Log closed Sun Feb 25 12:11:10 2018 |
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2018 Apr 27
Fri: |
| 13:14 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
"Nethack Fourk is one of the NH4-based NetHack variants, created by |
| 13:14 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
+ jonadab, the master of evil patch ideas" |
| 13:14 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
the master eh? |
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2018 Apr 27
Fri: |
| 14:46 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Although both of those statements are true (I created Fourk, and also, quite unrelatedly, I am a master of evil ideas), juxtaposing them is disengenuous. |
| 14:46 |
< | jonadab | | > |
The two facts about me have nothing to do with each other. |
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2018 Aug 17
Fri: |
| 13:10 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
gettin into all sorts of mischief |
| 13:16 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
thats a brilliant idea tho jonadab - buy them annoying ass gifts so the parents wont want you to babysit no more |
| 13:20 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
jonadab look at the question i asked him search "epi:" |
| --- Log closed Fri Aug 17 13:26:21 2018 |
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2018 Dec 31
Mon: |
| 13:01 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
the moon is evil on full moons it speaks to protagonist and drives people mad you learn from some occultist that it must be destroyed to end your terrible visions and it's trying to destroy the earth by crashing into it like with that zaldo gaem kerio likes? of course maybe it'll be framed so that something on the moon's surface |
| 13:01 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
is transmitting evil and you are using the moon cannon to shoot it then in big reveal it turns out the entire moon is evil but in reality you want that darned satellite gone how does one get enough power to destroy the moon don't get caught in the details |
| 13:01 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
so.... |
| 13:01 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
adeon has a story for his text adventure game. one i already heard so many times before. |
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2019 Feb 15
Fri: |
| 15:38 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
that's not a typical flu then, is it? normally it never lasts that long oh, I guess it's the *actual* flu, as opposed to a cold he should be careful, the actual flu can kill losing him would be terrible, think of all the evil patch ideas he comes up with! |
| 15:39 |
< | GoldenIvy | | > |
she is so... optimistic isnt she |
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2019 Jul 09
Tue: |
| 14:12 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Maybe. |
| 14:12 |
< | jonadab | | > |
But eh, if you're going to all the trouble to be put inside a coffin and buried in the ground for three days for some reason, maybe you just go ahead and wet yourself, because whatever. |
| 14:13 |
< | jonadab | | > |
YASI: buried alive, but the coffin is half filled with water. So your eyes and nose and mouth are above the water line, but your ears for instance are under. |
| 14:13 |
< | jonadab | | > |
Can't roll over. |